This is until she sees the man in his mack stance, talking to another woman. Or until she finds out he has a girlfriend. This is when all the shit hits the fan where all hell has broken loose. She will badmouth your girlfriend, threaten to castrate, or set clothes on fire. The bi-polarity of hoes has always astounded me. For example, even after the less than amicable end to your extra-curricular dalliances, she will see you at the club, drunk, and attempt to have sex with you in the bathrooms. She'll do this right in front of the leopard printed shawty with the pedicured toes you were trying to win. Some hoes take it as far as conjuring up fake pregnancy scares in an attempt to trap the man, or get money out of him. This is a bold move and used as a last resort that could turn out very ugly, especially if she really is pregnant. This distinct lack of tact pushes the man further away and before you know it, all is forgiven and memories are kept. It goes without saying that this methodology is what makes her a certified hoe. It is the combination of not wanting a relationship while having casual sex, then acting like you did when it's over. Take away the latter and you have a girl that just enjoys having sex. Hoes love attention.
I don't have anything against hoes. Life would be boring without them, and probably longer. I wish we could celebrate them with some kind of Hoe Olympics where performance enhancing drugs are the norm. I would love to see who the Dance Hoestrong would be. What bothers me is the amount of emotional turmoil hoes withstand to continue hoeing. How much heartbreak can one take before they lose it completely? Maybe that explains why they're bi-polar. And it is for this reason I do not want a daughter. I would consider starting a new family if I saw my future daughter tweet "We outchea in VIP! Hoe vibes lol ;)".
Disclaimer: No hoes were hurt during this post.
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